Sup memelords,

It's Jason here, AKA the new Florida Man.

Yep, that's right.

If you thought New York Jason was obnoxious, Florida Man Jason is like the Hulk to New York Jason's Bruce Banner. Florida Man Jason loves guns, fishing, and cigars.

With communism taking over New York, I will most likely be fleeing from the bread lines to the beach. And your boy was already 2 steps ahead. On the day of the mayor election, I was coincidentally already in Florida with my CTO on a meme retreat.

Insane week memeing, scheming, and dreaming:

• Cooked new features for memelord.com

• Fed by CTO to the gators to get my equity back

• Received a wire for $50,000+ for making memes

• Dropped 🔥 new merch (50% off link here)

• The most Miami dinner of all time (OF, crypto, gambling, and sushi)

Here’s how it went day-by-day:

Monday 11/3/25

We land in the Keys and eat some conch.

Did you know catching conch is illegal in America?

So they import it from the Bahamas.

You would know this if you were a real Florida man like me (I’m 20 minutes into my transition). Also, it's pronounced "conk” which makes me question everything in my life.

After eating some CONK, we head over to my family friend's place where we’re staying for the week. It’s a big-ass mansion and we’re living it up for free. Yes we just raised $3M, but I ain’t wasting my VC money for the gram!!! SAVE DAT MONEY.

What do I do?

Immediately pull out my laptop and start making memes on memelord.com. If you have any question whether or not I'm the biggest power user, just know that it is true.

As the sun sets, me and my CTO kick it by the water for 6 hours talking.

Because he lives in Montana and I'm based in the New Soviet Union, we don't get much face time. That was the real purpose of this trip. Not to work on features or fix bugs (although we did that too), but to spend time with my CTO and plan out our vision for the next year. The big vision stuff, not the daily shit.

Memelord is a fully remote company with people in 5 countries and 7 different time zones so we treasure our IRL time. We talk for 6 hours about memes and ptfo.

Tuesday 11/4/25

Wake up, start posting bangers.

Then I hosted a Florida Man meme stream on Twitter.

If you ever want to see how I cook up all my insane make memes live, check it out.

(NOTE: IF YOU ARE GOOD AT TWITCH I AM HIRING)

Then me and my engineer hit a quick boat ride.

I have this theory that I truly 100% believe that a VC-backed treasure hunting expedition would have a better chance of returning capital than most start-ups.

Every time I’m on a boat I tweet some variation of the same joke. This was when I was on Costa Rica on a founders retreat with Tyler from Beehiiv.

Eventually I won’t be joking anymore and I’m just going full VC-backed pirate mode.

Anyways back to business.

Wednesday 11/5/25

We FINALLY redid our merch store.

We’d been working on it in and finally got a chance to drop new shit.

Use the code MAGAZINE or this link for 50% OFF

Now that the merch is cooking, it’s time to get my equity back.

Thursday 11/6/25

I feed my CTO to the gators to get my equity back.

No regrets.

Made a fun vid.

Then we cook up a free Florida man meme generator.

You know the Florida Man headlines?

Just upload your photo, boom, you get a meme with your own personalized headline.

Friday 11/7/25

My CTO needs to go back to Montana so I head over to Miami for business.

On the way there, we get a wire for $54,000 from one of our meme clients. They’re a unicorn and we’ve been running 5 insanely viral X meme pages for them.

This is what happens when you take your memes seriously 😈

Once I get to Miami, I stop by my favorite hotel the Faena where Peter Thiel's conference was last year (there’s a gold triceratops).

Then I grabbed dinner with a few new people I got introduced to.

It was the most Miami dinner ever lol.

Like, if you asked what are the average 3 people in Miami, it would be these 3 people.

One guy makes millions doing OnlyFans management. One runs a sports gambling site. The other is in crypto. After some nihilistic steak and sushi, I passed the fuck out.

Saturday 11/8/25

Ever since Charlie Kirk died, I've been taking Saturdays off social media.

a) it was too much heinous shit on the internet that week even for me !!!

b) I'm Jewish, so it's kinda like a mini Shabbat without all the bullshit rules (I still use my phone for my Kindle or podcasts or taking notes, but no social media or internet)

So I enjoyed my Saturday deep thinking by the water vibing, writing, and drawing.

Then I buy a memelord some sushi. (If you’re a customer of memelord.com, dinner’s on meme baby. Just make memes and we eatin’ sushi).

Sunday 11/9/25

Wake up.

Hit the gym wearing my MILF shirt.

Then write this banger by the pool.

Peace out Miami. Until next time 🫡

Oh yeah we sponsored a forehead.

Thanks for reading memelords.

Create some cool shit this week.

Jason “The Memelord” Levin

Founder of Memelord.com