Memelord.com Product Updates - January

Sup memelords,

Jovian here, the VP of Memes and (legal) child labor of Memelord.com.

The meme team has been shipping so hard they forgot to eat and sleep. Our CTO has not eaten solid food for 3 weeks and been marching on with a diet consisting of by Red Bull, creatine, and IV drips.

Without further ado, here’s all the cracked stuff we’ve been working on:

AI Layer Slicing Tool

You can now slice and dice your memes on memelord.com.

Memes are always about remixes and with this tool you can easily slice up a meme template and combine it with another templates. It’s like a meme polycule( Shoutout to my friends in San Francisco.)

This is a feature I’ve been asking for since Day 1 of memelord.com. You can now cancel your Adobe Photoshop subscription (IF YOU CAN) because honestly fuck Adobe.

Brand New Meme Canvas

Remember I told you how our CTO has been on a diet of nutritional liquid?

This is the result. An absolutely sick brand new canvas that’s (in his words) 100x faster than the old one.

We have a revamped sidebar, new cracked AI tools, more intuitive canvas, and a cool new WordArt tab that will give our millennial users a flashback to the days where we don’t know what the fuck is ”vibe coding” or “Salesforce”.

Now that the canvas is upgraded, our CTO can probably eat some food again. Or maybe he hates his life now. Who knows.

10x Better Mobile Experience

People keep asking “When’s mobile?” but nobody ever asked “How’s mobile?”

Good news, you can now make memes seamlessly on memelord.com in your mobile browser.

It’s fluid, smooth, and satisfying just like your stool when you sit down in the toilet to make memes with on your phone.

Here’s a secret: this a precursor to something bigger, better, and faster in the STORE.

That’s our January product updates!

We have an even bigger surprise for you in the next following weeks.

The team is cooking something that has been the #1 product request since the beginning of Memelord.

Curious? Try out memelord.com for free to get first access to the big thing.

Til next time

Thanks for reading memelords.

Create some cool shit this week.

Jovian “The Child Labor” Gautama

VP of Memes at Memelord.com